Haso aur hasaon - these joke will definitely make you mad

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पागल के हाथ में किताब देखकर डॉक्टर  ने कहा –
भाई ये क्या है ???
पागल ने कहा –
ये आपको ही दिखाने लाया हूँ। ये 500 पन्नों की किताब 📔मैने लिखी 📝है।
डॉक्टर –
500 पन्नों में तुमने लिखा क्या है ???
पागल –
पहले पन्ने में लिखा है एक राजा घोडे पर चढ कर जंगल की ओर चला!!! और अंतिम पन्ने पर लिखा कि वह जंगल पहुंच गया !!!!
डॉक्टर –
अच्छा!
बीच के पन्नों पर क्या लिखा???

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डॉक्टर –
अरे वाह! लेकिन तुम्हारी ये किताब पढ़ेगा कौन???
पागल- Whatsapp पर डाल दूंगा, वहाँ पागलों की कमी थोड़े ही है !!!

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